i went partying with my friends... we started things of with a cool dinner, a night that for me should have ended there... but no... after so many situations, pass all these years of my existence i still let people influenciate my decisions on wether going out or not! because i like to hang out with them, and because this are the experiences that will last (!or so They say!) i went to the beach and drank some caipirinhas, not so many as the others is true, but enough to tell some stupid jokes (and you can judge for yourself, one of them was, what is a red pee doing in the bottom of a pool? .........trying to sustain her breath?! WTF). of course the night wasn´t finished... we had to go dancing. Now I will make a short stop in my night to tell what i think about going to night clubs--- it's stupid!!! i pay more than i should to damage my ears, drink bad beer (because if the enterance wasn't already stupidly expensive, the drinks are too, of course.) then i watch some girls that definitly should buy some dance lessons and some clothes, and of course the guys drulling over them like bulldogs, when much prettier girls are dancing right in front of them, and some can even actually dance, unlike those models to-be that shake like... well i'm not gonna say what i want... but i think you can already guess.
but after this horrible, dreadfull half-night (because has i said before the first half was pretty good, i don't want you to think that i'm some kind of antissocial being, it's quite the opposite, really) and another night club on my black book, i can finally arrive home, and fall in my nice, comfy bed...
well, not all was in vain... somewhere along the way i wrote 10 ways to really know when you had to much to drink!
(inspired not only for me... because that would mean that i had to become sobber enough to write 9 times, what really wasn't easy to do in such few hours)... there it goes:
It's Time to STOP Drinking When:
1- you lean your head in the door when you go to the bathroom
2- you roll your tongue (in phrases, or just because it feels nice)
3- you try to change your pair of high heels with your friend chucks (or vice-versa)
4- you tell stupid jokes and everyone around you stares like you just told some of the most philosophic question ever...
5- again in the matter of shoes, you try to make drawings in the dirt with your heels and/or with the design of your snickers
6- you repeat the same thing 2 or 3 times (if you do it like 4, 5, 6 times it's really time to go home -NOW!)
7- you try to hold you cup in your low-neck top or, if your a boy, in the midle of your hair (and this one is really popular)
8- you sip the last of the drinks of the friends who are around you
9- you let all you friends finish you drinks (highly related to previous topic)
and last but never the least:
10- you let your friends drag you to some place you don't want to go and when you arrive there they say that the ambient in that place isn't very nice but you insisted so much on going that they didn't have the heart to say no!
Moral of the story- i will never, ever, (and yes i say with all my certainty) not go out with my friends because i'm not in the mood, because... i will not remember a thing! just kidding, because wherever i am with them i know i will have something to remember...
i know this one is a softy, but i love you guys... you know who you are (doesn't this remind you of something)
Hugs & Kisses
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